The Truth About Clowns According To Mad Libs

Today I discovered how incredibly fun it is to write your own Mad Libs. You know, the World's Greatest Word Game. I love Mad Libs. Every time I play the game I end up laughing my ass off so hard I get a headache. Now I can say that writing Mad Libs does the same thing to me.

I'm going to a friends super-duper birthday party tomorrow and decided a homemade birthday gift would be perfect. Plus, the gift doubles as a party activity that all the "kids" will enjoy, especially after drinking adult beverages in the hot tub. "Ah-ha!", I thought, "Personalized Mad Libs!" So write a few Mad Lib I did. 

I'm not going to share the birthday girl's Mad Libs tonight but I am going to share my latest literary masterpiece. What can I say, I'm on a roll with this nonsense so why stop now?  


So, if you've been living in a cave somewhere far, far away - let's say Uranus, and you're clueless as to how the World's Greatest Word Game is played, here are the rules: Know third grade grammar and fill in the blanks. Simple! Now here we go.....

1) adjective:

2) adjective:

 3) body part:

4) piece of clothing:

5) adjective:6) adjective:

7) piece of clothing 

8) noun:9) body part:

10) adjective:

11)noun:

12) adjective:

13) adjective:

14) plural noun:

15) adjective:

16) color:

17) animal:

18) color:

19) country:

The Truth About Clowns 
Some people actually like clowns. They think they're 1________ and funny. They like their 2________, red 3________ and their silly 4 ________. Why there are clown fans, nobody knows. What is known is clown fans are sick, 5________ people. Everybody knows that clowns are 6________. They wear baggy 7________ to hide their loaded 8________ and harry 9________. They hide behind 10________ makeup because they are wanted by the U.S. Department of 11________ Security. Parents should never allow a 12________ clown near their children. There are a few 13________ clowns who aren't 14________ but they are hard to find. The most frightening clown is the drunk clown; with 15________ makeup,16 ________ teeth, sweat that smells like 17_________ and 18________ armpit sweat rings. Luckily, these clowns have moved to 19________.