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After forcing myself to ignore my ever growing to-do-list from hell I enjoyed an hour of web surfing. I found more free sample offers AND 337 Interesting Facts that are pretty much useless. They're fun though!
Here's a few that stood out the most:
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (I love math - fun!)
- A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off
- A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds (Holy shit! My kids are goldfish.)
- A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average (Hey, mine too! When I look at my to-do-list from hell.)
- A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second
- A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away
- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (I've always wanted to be a pig.)
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit (Oh no. If my kids are goldfish I've been a twit!)
- A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans (Americans who swallow toothpicks are just plain stupid.)
- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20
- A whale's penis is called a dork (No, no, no! This can't be. I'm a whale penis.)
- America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men (That's so gay.)
- Bats always turn left when exiting a cave (Good to know.)
- Cat's urine glows under a black-light
- Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired" (Getting a pink slip is soooo much better.)
- One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television (I'm one of the four. America's Funniest People and the news...no, not the crime report dillhole!)
- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants (Then he came back to America to start a nudist colony with his two boyfriends)
Pretty useless, but fun, right? Well, enough with the fun and games for the night, there's work to be done.
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