"Stop Staring At My Package"...Priceless

I suspect I could ramble on and on tonight about shit nobody would really care about or personal shit that I don't particularly care to share so it seems like a good night to brag about the freebies that arrived in the mail over the last few days. 

• Free movie admission coupon
• Pantene shampoo and conditioner
• A grilled cheese sandwich making sleeve for the toaster + a $1.00 off coupon for fancy cheese
• Coupon for one free full size product from Suave
• Coupon for one free full size package of Uncle Ben's Rice
• An awesome, 100% cotton "Stop staring at my package" t-shirt

Not a bad haul, right? I estimate the total value of my latest freebie collection to be roughly $30! The product coupons alone are valued at $6.50 then there's the free movie admission worth $9.50. The Pantene samples and toaster sleeve may have a value of one dollar at the most but the t-shirt...that's priceless. As a secret package starer I appreciate it, a LOT. And the guy with 'the' package in this house likes it too and wears it with pride.